what? i need a title?

the ~~tongue~~ face behind the ridiculousness that is this blog.

Hey baby. I’d hit that.

What the fuck?

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the prodigy; breathe

i found it! ~~only because i clicked a random month in the archive~~

Drugs don’t have calories

I’m well educated so I have a hard time enjoying TV shows and movies that disregard science and logic.

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—	First World Problems (via epic4chan) But we love Jersey Shore because fuck watching other intelligent people.

Story of my life.

He goes hard.

Tumblr’s fun because you can see the slow decline of Julia’s sanity.